Complaining about the little things so you don't have to..
A collection of old daily gripes. Because some complaints deserve to live forever.
I'm looking at the product page. There are twelve photos, six paragraphs about the company's mission, testimonials, a video, three awards, and a button that says Get Started. Th...
READ THE FULL GRIPE →I open the website. Immediately a box appears in the bottom corner. Hi! How can I help you today? Well, you could start by not covering the button I came here to click.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →Select all squares with traffic lights. Fine. Does the tiny corner of the pole count? Is that blurry thing a bicycle? Why am I suddenly defending my humanity to a grid of grainy...
READ THE FULL GRIPE →I spent twenty minutes choosing everything. Then I clicked checkout and the cart was empty. Not one item. Not even an apology. Just the digital equivalent of a blank stare.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →There are twelve checkout lanes. Two are open. One has six people. The other has a cart that appears to contain supplies for an entire wedding. The remaining ten lanes are decor...
READ THE FULL GRIPE →My cart is $45.27. Free shipping starts at $50. So now I am shopping for a random object I do not need in order to save money by spending more money.
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