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LIFE IS HARD. RELATIVELY SPEAKING.

A collection of minor inconveniences, treated with the seriousness that they absolutely do not deserve.

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#001

THE BANANA HAS ONE BROWN SPOT

Yesterday this banana was a perfect example of fruit.

Today it has one suspicious brown mark and I have emotionally moved on.
BANANA BREAD IT IS.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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COME ON NOW
PAT SAYS

Bananas age approximately six months every time you leave the room.

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#002

THE SOCK I GRABBED IS INSIDE OUT

I was mentally prepared to put on a sock. I was not prepared for an additional sock-related task.
My morning schedule is ruined.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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MILDLY ANNOYING
PAT SAYS

I budgeted exactly zero seconds for sock maintenance.

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